|Place of birth||Daily City|
|Age||[Assumed] early 50s|
|Current home||Daily City|
Dwayne Futon is one of the minor recurring characters of The Nutshack. He is a goofy landlord who is often made a fool of.
Dwayne is a pale-skinned man with light grey hair. He has baldness at the top of his head and has green dandruff. Dwayne has small eyes and eyebrows along with a large nose and mouth. He wears a white-collared red T-shirt with two white breast pockets, khaki jeans and grey shoes.
Although Dwayne is quite cheerful and friendly, he is very nosy and touchy. He constantly comes into Phil's apartment uninvited (He is their landlord), and he forces himself on to the gang to try really hard to become their friends but just ultimately gets pushed aside. But the truth is, is that according to Dwayne himself in the first episode of the series, he says that he's lonely and hungry, which can be assumed that he doesn't have any food and he has no real friends.
- Dwayne had surgery done to grow an enormous black Afro.
- Dwayne says that he was apparently a father once.
- He was married once to a Filipina Mail order Bride. They were madly in love but her citizenship was approved.
- Dwayne mostly appears in the opening. He was mostly called "White Guy" when the opening was a popular meme.