Duck Karma

When an old women wakes Phil up from his beauty sleep by selling Baloots to a noisy crowd outside his home, he plans on getting his revenge. Jack suggests to just leave her be but Phil has other fact, he decides to by them all from her so she stops making noise. When he eats when on the baloots he's bought, it contains drugs [Assumed: LSD] and he starts "turning into a duck". What will happen to Phil?